hashtagpll:

i’ll never get over how intense the season 4 finale was

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  • my anaconda will try to impress you but drop the jug

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Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.
George R.R. Martin, A Game Of Thrones. (via wordsnquotesbeingmemm)

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verbosetherapy:

I think you can tell a lot about a person by which death in Harry Potter hurt them the most.

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sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

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  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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